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		<title>Uganda cleric shows gay porn film</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mook</dc:creator>
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An anti-gay clergyman in Uganda has screened gay pornography in his church, in an attempt to gain support for proposed anti-homosexuality laws..
Fantastic.  If he folowed up with some straight pr0n they&#8217;d probably want to ban hetrosexuality  too!
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<p><a href='http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8521471.stm'>An anti-gay clergyman in Uganda has screened gay pornography in his church, in an attempt to gain support for proposed anti-homosexuality laws.</a>.</p>
<p>Fantastic.  If he folowed up with some straight pr0n they&#8217;d probably want to ban hetrosexuality  too!</p>
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		<title>Somali man aged 112 marries girl of 17</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:13:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#1084;&#1077;&#1073;&#1077;&#1083;&#1100; &#1074; &#1073;&#1086;&#1083;&#1075;&#1072;&#1088;&#1080;&#1080;Mohahmed Muhamed Dhore, a Somalian who claims he is 112 years old, said he had realised a &#8220;dream&#8221; by marrying a 17-year-old bride.
This chap has clearly got the formula wrong &#8211; when finding a new woman her age should be half of yours plus 7!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><font style="position: absolute;overflow: hidden;height: 0;width: 0"><a href="http://www.videnov.com/">&#1084;&#1077;&#1073;&#1077;&#1083;&#1100; &#1074; &#1073;&#1086;&#1083;&#1075;&#1072;&#1088;&#1080;&#1080;</a></font>Mohahmed Muhamed Dhore, a Somalian who claims he is 112 years old, said he had realised a &#8220;dream&#8221; by <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/oct/29/somalia-man-112-marriage">marrying a 17-year-old bride.</a></p></blockquote>
<p>This chap has clearly got the formula wrong &#8211; when finding a new woman her age should be half of yours plus 7!</p>
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		<title>yes-dear-day</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 08:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes-dear-day
All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they&#8217;re here to stay
Oh, I believe
It&#8217;s Yes-dear-day
Suddenly
I&#8217;m not half the man I used to be
There&#8217;s a shadow hanging over me
Oh, Yes-dear-day
Came suddenly
Why she
Had to moan I don&#8217;t know
She wouldn&#8217;t say
I said
Something wrong now I&#8217;m here
It&#8217;s Yes-dear-day
Yes-dear-day
Love was such an easy game to play
Now I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Yes-dear-day</strong><br />
All my troubles seemed so far away<br />
Now it looks as though they&#8217;re here to stay<br />
Oh, I believe<br />
It&#8217;s Yes-dear-day</p>
<p>Suddenly<br />
I&#8217;m not half the man I used to be<br />
There&#8217;s a shadow hanging over me<br />
Oh, Yes-dear-day<br />
Came suddenly</p>
<p>Why she<br />
Had to moan I don&#8217;t know<br />
She wouldn&#8217;t say<br />
I said<br />
Something wrong now I&#8217;m here<br />
It&#8217;s Yes-dear-day</p>
<p>Yes-dear-day<br />
Love was such an easy game to play<br />
Now I need a place to hide away<br />
Oh, I believe<br />
It&#8217;s Yes-dear-day</p>
<p>Why she<br />
Had to moan I don&#8217;t know<br />
She wouldn&#8217;t say<br />
I said<br />
Something wrong now it&#8217;s here<br />
it&#8217;s Yes-dear-day</p>
<p>Yes-dear-day<br />
Love was such an easy game to play<br />
Now I need a place to hide away<br />
Oh, I believe<br />
it&#8217;s Yes-dear-day</p>
<p>(hum to I believe in Yes-dear-day)</p>
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		<title>Example Note 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2006 05:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[            Monday morning.&#160; Now isn&#8217;t that just fantastic!
Current Mood:&#160; Overjoyed
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>            Monday morning.&nbsp; Now isn&#8217;t that just fantastic!</p>
<p>Current Mood:&nbsp; Overjoyed</p>
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		<title>Hello world!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s absolutely fantastic that you came here to read my o-so-pertinent musings.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s absolutely fantastic that you came here to read my o-so-pertinent musings.</p>
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