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An anti-gay clergyman in Uganda has screened gay pornography in his church, in an attempt to gain support for proposed anti-homosexuality laws..

Fantastic. If he folowed up with some straight pr0n they’d probably want to ban hetrosexuality too!

мебель в болгарииMohahmed Muhamed Dhore, a Somalian who claims he is 112 years old, said he had realised a “dream” by marrying a 17-year-old bride.

This chap has clearly got the formula wrong – when finding a new woman her age should be half of yours plus 7!

Yes-dear-day
All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they’re here to stay
Oh, I believe
It’s Yes-dear-day

Suddenly
I’m not half the man I used to be
There’s a shadow hanging over me
Oh, Yes-dear-day
Came suddenly

Why she
Had to moan I don’t know
She wouldn’t say
I said
Something wrong now I’m here
It’s Yes-dear-day

Yes-dear-day
Love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe
It’s Yes-dear-day

Why she
Had to moan I don’t know
She wouldn’t say
I said
Something wrong now it’s here
it’s Yes-dear-day

Yes-dear-day
Love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe
it’s Yes-dear-day

(hum to I believe in Yes-dear-day)

Monday morning.  Now isn’t that just fantastic!

Current Mood:  Overjoyed

It’s absolutely fantastic that you came here to read my o-so-pertinent musings.